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☭ COMRADE COIN №1 ☭
BUTT
TOLY
COMRADE
The cheekiest comrade on chain. Toly preaches COMMUNISM while his assface holds the line.
"communism, comrades..."
ASSFACE ★ HOLDING
HOW TO BUY
four easy steps, comrade
01
GET A WALLET
Download Phantom or MetaMask. The butt requires storage.
02
FUND IT
Buy SOL or ETH. The motherland accepts all currencies.
03
SWAP FOR $BUTTOLY
Use the contract address above on your favorite DEX.
04
HODL THE BUTT
Sit on it. Comrade Toly does not approve of selling.
☭ THE LORE ☭
TOLY WON'T STOP
TALKING ABOUT
COMMUNISM
In the cold winter of the metaverse, a comrade emerged. He wore an ushanka, he had two faces, and his assface was holding everything together. They called him Toly.
Every speech he gave — about bread, about freedom, about decentralized finance — somehow ended with the same word: "COMMUNISM, comrades." Meanwhile his assface keeps holding the line for the proletariat.
Q.
Why does Toly cry?
A.
Because true communism has not yet arrived, comrade. Also because his assface is so heavy.
Q.
Why the ushanka?
A.
Issued by the Supreme Soviet of Memes. Toly never takes it off — not even in the bath.
Q.
Why does he keep talking about communism?
A.
Every speech, every tweet, every breath: COMMUNISM. He doesn't choose the ideology — the ideology chose his cheeks.
Q.
What is the assface holding?
A.
The means of production, comrade. Toly's assface holds the entire proletariat together.
Q.
Is this financial advice?
A.
No. It is buttvice from the Politburo. Seize the cheeks. Hodl the means.
straight from the comrades
MEME WALL
communism, comrades
assface is holding
toly won't stop
the butt endures
☭ BECOME COMRADE ☭
MAKE YOUR
BUTT-MEMES
Drop your face. Receive the ushanka. Earn the butt. The official meme generator awaits, comrade — full screen, full propaganda.